Already got asked if we're dating
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you win again, gameday.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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