are you so shy because you have an std?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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