Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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