apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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