carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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