I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
