I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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