So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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