pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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