I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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