That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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