Are we in a gay sports bar?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
PANTIES FOUND
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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