k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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