dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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