so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Randomize
