I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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