it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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