And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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