Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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