I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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