Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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