A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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