yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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