awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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