with your own penis?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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