just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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