i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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