I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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