yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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