spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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