We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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