me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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