He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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