I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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