erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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