so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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