Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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