I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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