Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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