Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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