She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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