it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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