You work out of a Hotel?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Randomize