Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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