when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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