Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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