spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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