I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Do vagina's smell?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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