Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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