She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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