THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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