New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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