So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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