It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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